28th August 2007

New Product: The Adam Lasnik Bucket Hat

Bucket HatDue to the overwhelming response I’ve had from the introduction of the John Mueller Genuine Faux Sack in the recent week I’m introducing the next product in our “Dress Like a Googler” series.

This fine example of the 3rd world textile industry is the only accessory you need to convert that drab outfit into a party going ensemble only fit for your favorite Googler.

Based on the original fashion sense of Adam Lasnik and of course Gilligan (G-I-double-L-I-G-A-N spells Gilligan). Just putting on this fine piece of headgear tells the world you are ready to party all night.

I’ve managed to secure even more options for you, the Googler fan, they are available in Navy, Putty, and Sand in sizes Medium (7 - 7 1/8) and Large (7 1/4 - 7 3/8).

Spare no expense now as you will quickly approach FANatic status with this article, a must in every SEO’s toolkit.

Adam Lasnik

Actual Googler Adam showing the original hat which was the inspiration for me with a Gdrink. (Gdrink, Gstraw and Gadam not included with purchase. Gadam is not shown actual size)

posted in Google | 3 Comments

28th August 2007

Paid links: A scalable solution

Google has always been smart in respect to building solutions based on scalability. From the onset they always wondered what would happen if they had to grow the solution at hand by 10 fold or even greater. Scalability in their algorithm is so entrenched as its philosophy that they even openly admit that sites that are submitted via a spam report are not removed or penalized. They rather use that data as information to judge their algorithm against.

What amazes me regarding their battle with paid links how non-scalable the solution is:

  • Adding a rel=”nofollow” attribute to the <a> tag
  • Redirecting the links to an intermediate page that is blocked from search engines with a robots.txt file
  • [it used to say something about javascript but they took that out]

They even take it a step further, which is obviously also a step back in their fight against spam, when they ask for people to submit sites that sell links, supposedly for some hand-to-hand combat.

So what’s a more scalable solution, Google tweaking it’s system to identify paid links on its own or having millions and millions of webmaster’s modify their billions and billions of pages available on the web? Obviously its much easier for Google if we all just bend over and do their job for them, but then again how serious are they about this? Sure it’s available in the guidelines, at conferences, and if you read Matt Cutts blog, but that probably reaches a very small percentage of the real content creators out there. All the pros will know about it, but the VAST majority of indexed content managers out there are going to miss the message.

Let’s go back for a second to review why they think Paid Links are bad. What set Google apart from the rest of “search engines” at the time was that they not only looked at the content on the page but also used the academic model of references in literature to vouch for the authority a page is on the subject. At the time of that original theory the web was young and innocent and pretty much not exploited nearly as much. So Google’s rankings are based largely on the links to a page/site and since most people want to rank higher so they get more traffic the obvious optimization procedure is to get more links. Had they ranked sites based on the use of purple text all websites would be using purple text today.

Back when the original ideas for Google came about most of the links out there were actually votes for other sites. It was when “surfing” the web actually meant bouncing around from site to site based on the links of those sites. You didn’t Google something you surfed for it. In 1584 when Google came up with this idea the barriers to get online were much higher than they are now from registration and hosting to easy content generation it’s gotten much easier to get your site online today, back then it was more academic institutions, geek squads, and corporations that had the resources to publish sites.

Well the times they are a changing. Now you can buy a domain for pennies, hosting is next to free, and writing content has never been easier. There are so many millions of new links created every day that they have lost their value due to the sheer volume of links available. HOWEVER, there are some sites that have some value, traffic, authority, PageRank, and links from those sites tend to be worth something, and BOOM an economy of link selling is born.

Not straying too far from their original founders who borrowed the reference system used in academic papers as a judge of quality, Google wants to borrow from the older established media sources that must disclose paid endorsements. What’s different however is that most of those media outlets are regulated by authorities. Being that Google is the only game in town when it comes to actual search traffic they are the defacto authority to regulate the masses.

So how can Google get everyone on board, let me repeat that EVERYONE, not just the 0.0001% of the publishers that read Matt’s blog, or the 10,000 subscribers to seoMOZ, but EVERYONE. If Google wants to regulate the web then they need to start regulating it and not just observing it, its going to be painful but if they really want to monitor all the links on the web it will have to be done.

  1. The first thing to do is throw out all of the links known till this point. They are polluted, we have no way of knowing the intention of any of the links since they exist pre-regulation.
  2. In order to have the links count they have to be registered, verified, and monitored by Google so all websites will have to be removed from the index.
  3. After verifying ownership in your webmaster tools account, Google will crawl the site. They can then show you a list of all the external links on your site. You then select what type a link it is: Regular Voting link, Paid Link, non-endorsed user generated link, etc. After selecting the link attribute you will have to digitally sign an agreement attesting to the authenticity of your claim, enter the captcha, and submit. Repeat for the rest of the links on your site.
  4. After the links are verified and attested to Google can then add them in as votes or non-votes into the index.

Now we’ve got something with some teeth in it. In order to be included in Google’s index you have to have agreed to their terms and have signed a legally binding contract that they can go back on.

  • We no longer have to worry about hidden links as they won’t be verified.
  • Links will only be bought and sold for traffic.
  • You can code your links any way you’d like.
  • User submitted link directories are all but dead.
  • Sitewide links will probably disappear due to the sheer labor required to insert them.
  • Sneaky little plug-in and theme developers that drop links all over the place will be wasting their time as the site owners probably won’t vouch for them.
  • Automatic text link building systems will grind to a halt as whenever the links change on a page the page will drop out of the index waiting to be verified.
  • As the publisher has to be verified by state issued credentials, large false link networks built up by SEO’s will have little value as Google will be able to see all of them as owned by the same person.
  • Comment spamming will disappear as people will just turn off their comments.

Now until that is instituted and since you’ve read to the end of this story and know about Google’s stance on paid link you are morally bound to nofollow all of your paid links and only buy nofollowed links. Granted your competitors who didn’t go to SES San Jose or read Matt Cutts blog probably aren’t doing that, but that’s your problem not Google’s.

The only flaw in the system is that some people may actually LIE and say that a link that they got paid for is actually a regular link. Oh my. Well at least that’s a sin of ccommission and not a sin of omission like the millions of people currently not nofollowing their paid links.

posted in Paid Links | 2 Comments

27th August 2007

Find and Replace in a Wordpress Database

Recently Sebastian, a regular commenter on my Blog, moved his own blog from a blogspot.com domain to his own hosted and owned domain. Not wanting to have dozens (45 to be exact) comments linking to a domain that no longer exists I set out to update my blog.

Using the wordpress commenting interface was going to be quite painful to repeat the action 45 times, so I sought out a more scalable solution.

I went into my phpMyAdmin for the blog and found the table for comments, wp_comments. I checked out the form of the text string in that just to make sure I knew what syntax it was expecting, turns out its the full URL with the http:// included.

With that knowledge I was ready to set up my SQL query. We need to set-up the query in the form:

UPDATE the_table_name SET the_table_field = REPLACE(the_table_field,”string_to_find”,”string_to_replace”);

For this particular query the form looked like:

UPDATE wp_comments SET comment_author_url =
REPLACE(comment_author_url,"http://sebastianx.blogspot.com/","http://sebastians-pamphlets.com/");

I clicked “GO” and got this delightful response, “Affected rows: 45 (Query took 0.0061 sec)

Now on to find any other references in regular posts and pages.

You should link to him as well at http://sebastians-pamphlets.com/

posted in Webmastering, Wordpress | 4 Comments

27th August 2007

Follow up: Keyword Stuffing

Back on July 25th I took exception to Matt Cutts calling out a spammer by noting that the same technique of keyword stuffing was still working just fine and not banned for several other related sites.

A check today reveals that those sites are indeed gone now.  Was it algorithmically done or a hand job?  I’ll never know, but at least now the index is cleaned of it.

 Link to original post

posted in Google, Matt Cutts | 0 Comments

24th August 2007

Visible cache lags search results

I’ve been hearing about this super fast indexing behavior in Google seen by some people. I’ve not had the opportunity to witness it myself. Until today.

At 11:55 am I published a new post. This post had the words Muellerite Products in the title and mentioned within the body, not a very competitive term to say the least. So I thought this would be a good post to monitor. I checked an hour later and saw nothing then I checked about two hours later and viola there I am at number 1!

Screen shot of SERPS

The interesting thing I noticed is that even though the snippet is already present with a part of the original post there is no cache link (see thumbnail above). I went and checked the cache of the page and sure enough it was retrieved on 23 Aug 2007 18:48:32 GMT, yesterday.

From this I can see that the index is freshened faster than saved copies of the page can be updated. I just thought this was an interesting behavior as cache date has been becoming more of an important indicator of a site’s/page’s health.

I haven’t bothered to look at webmaster’s tools that probably says it was last accessed July 9, 1964. Okay, I checked, it says it was accessed yesterday amazingly enough.

posted in Google | 0 Comments

24th August 2007

Introducing: Muellerite Products

I am proud to introduce to the webmastering community my new line of Official Muellerite products. Due to the amazing popularity of the newest Googler and soon to be ex Google Webmaster Help Group leading poster I am introducing the first product available in our Muellerwear product line, the Genuine Faux Mueller Sack. Muellermania is sweeping the webosphere and you need to be a part of it!

Original Mueller Sack

This first edition replica of the original captures everything the discerning Muellerite is looking for when you want to be seen dressed as your favorite Googler-on-the-go. This semi-exclusive Muellerwear is perfect for weddings, first dates, or job interviews or just anywhere you want to make a great first impression. Let them know that you are really a man/woman in the know and on the go.

As shown below in this exclusive sneak peak of the 30 gallon black version, this genuine replica spares no expense in its fine workmanship. We’ve captured the essence of the original in every detail right down to the EZ-fit cinching device conveniently located right at the bottom of the sack. Never again will you have to say to yourself, ” I wish I could look like a Googler.” As with all things Google the value of this first edition replica is only going to go up. In order to allow each and every one of you that wants needs to be outfitted in the latest Muellerwear we are limiting quantities to 100 per order and address. No dealers please.

Every Muellerite’s Dream, a chance to wear the Genuine Faux Mueller Sack

( The Brown Plastic Genuine Mueller Sack Supporting Device, the wall, the house that the wall is in, the oak coat rack, or the old rolled up set of headphones are not included in your shipment)

With Christmas only 4 short months away you cannot afford to not get in on this offer while it lasts. Every member of your family (not for children under three) will thank you and think you are a the greatest person in the world and members of the opposite sex will throw themselves at your feet (results are typical but not guaranteed).

So what are you waiting for? Get out that credit card, cash in your bonds, sell that kidney, do whatever it takes to get on board now!

posted in Google | 0 Comments

24th August 2007

New Layout

I’ve been testing some new layout considerations for the blog. I’m basing it on the Silver Lexus Theme by Highlands by Design*.  As you can see I’ve done some major reworking of it, and I’m no where near done yet.  It looks like crap in IE, but that is too be expected.  I’ve got it looking pretty much like it should but there are some background things that need tweaking.

I’ve also changed the feeds to go through feedburner, so if that isn’t working please let me know.  I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of subscribers I have. :)

So it may get a little wonky in here for a while.

*There’s your link for the theme.  You’d much rather have a link in a post than a sitewide footer link anyway.

posted in Site News | 3 Comments

22nd August 2007

Muellerites

John Mueller a.k.a Johannes Mueller, JohnMu, or SOFTplus is joining Google to help their Webmaster’s Tools team. Since he is soon to be the most famous Googler, I thought I’d get ahead of the game and coin a term for his impending groupies. From here on in, they should be known as Muellerites.

Move over Matt Cutts , there’s a new BMOC.

Muellerites

(notice my MAD Photoshop skills on this original photo)

posted in Google | 6 Comments

16th August 2007

TIFKAS

no supplemental

I’m proud to announce: TIFKAS

T - The

I - Index

F - Formerly

K - Known

A - As

S - Supplemental

Inspired by Prince when he went by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince - TAFKAP

tafkap.jpg

posted in SEO | 1 Comment

15th August 2007

Warnings Google Needs to Incorporate

We are all familiar with the warning labels on every day products we use such as the ones telling you not to pick up the lawn mower trim your hedges, though seemingly benign these signs are placed there because not everyone has the equal amount of knowledge or even common sense.

As an everyday product, Google should also carry such warnings and cautions for it’s users. Not everyone is as familiar with their products as internet savy SEO’s, webmasters, and the PhDs that run it. With that said, I have come up with some labels they should consider…

PageRank

Instead of that deceptive little tooltip, “PageRank is Google’s view of the importance of this page” they should show one of the following.

PageRank is solely based on the incoming links to this page.  It is not an indication of quality.

Page is so behind in updating that its use as a judgement for importance is not recommended.

Site: Query Modifier

When a user uses the site: command to see what pages are indexed on a site they should be given the warning:

many pages listed by the site: command are actually supplemental and will never show up for an actual search.

Link: Query Type

When a user, misguided as they may be, attempts to use Google to find the pages that link to a site this warning would be appropriate.

The link: command shows very few of the actual links known by Google.  Use Yahoo! instead.

Related: Query Type

For a user that thinks they may actually find a web page that is similar to another using the related: query, they should be shown this warning first.

The related: command does not actually show related content.  It shows a random sampling of pages, often from the same site.

Page One Results

It’s time Google came clean on the first page of results, a little honesty can go a long way to building trust. This warning should show up on the top of the page, next to the Google logo.

The first page is reserved for wiki, about.com, ebay and craigslist.  For real results please go to page 2.

Preferred Cloaking Partners

It’s lesser know fact that some sites are above the law and can cloak their content to Google such that they’ll be indexed and ranked on content behind a log-in page, they’ve decided to not abolish this practice nor include a “subscription required” tag, so to that end I offer the following label.

We have made a special arrangement with this site.  You will be forced to sign-up or pay for the content.

Google Webmaster Tools

Webmasters are inspired to sign-up and utilize the Google Webmaster Tools because of all of the great statistics they provide. What is not clearly defined is that those statistics are only available if you’ve got a ridiculously high PageRank and when show they are extremely out-dated.

Webmaster Tools is rarely updated.  This data is for your amusement only.

Google Reader

In the interest of full disclosure new users of the Google Reader should be forewarned of its lack of functionality.

Though known for search, we have yet to figure out how you can search for that feed you read 3 weeks ago.

Google Webmaster Help Group

Webmasters are constantly conned into the belief that they may actually get some official help from Google on their official help group. The reality is that you will more likely find active Googlers on private blogs and forums that sponsor open bars at SEO conferences.

Though the official forum for webmasters, comments from Googlers is on other private blogs.

The last one is not related to Google other than the great Matt Cutts recommends that

Once a user has done a certain number of posts/edits, or has been around for long enough to build up trust, then those nofollows could be removed and the links could be trusted. Anytime you have a user that you’d trust, there’s no need to use nofollow links.

Apparently the thousands of comments on his blog are from untrusted and unreliable sources as he still has all of them nofollowed. If you operate such a blog where you cannot take the time nor care to watch the links on it, then this label should be prominently displayed on top of every page.

The owner of this blog does not appreciate nor trust his/her commentators therefore follow the links with caution.

Of course I appreciate my commentators and will editorially accept links that are left in my comments.

This post could not have been completed without the excellent web tool of the warning label generator. Please feel free to create your own and share with everyone!

posted in Google | 19 Comments

14th August 2007

More nofollow B.S.

google-webmaster-help-google-groups.pngGoogle doesn’t even trust its own sites anymore and feels they need to nofollow the links to them. Why…

  1. Are they bad neighborhoods?
  2. Are they paid links?
  3. Are they spam pages?
  4. Are they unmoderated user comments?

The screen shot above is from the Google Webmaster Help Group* home page. (Be careful following that link it contains a lot of questionable links on it to some possibly bad pages that Google cannot vouch for.)

The proliferation of the misuse of Nofollow has been called a plague before but I am starting to consider it an epidemic, which needs some severe attention NOW.

Come on Matt Cutts, send a company wide email explaining the proper use of Nofollow. While you are at it, how about a blog post so the rest of the world understands it as well.

* If they can’t trust their linking partners, either can I.

posted in Google, Matt Cutts | 6 Comments

6th August 2007

Indiscriminate Nudity

Nude StuffingWhen you happen to rank in the top ten of Google’s results for such interesting terms as Nude Stuff you get a lot of odd visits.  Now, these visitors are often disappointed and don’t stay long as there really isn’t any nudity on the site, plenty of stuff, but all fully clothed.

What’s disturbing to me is that whoever is looking for this nude stuff isn’t too particular over what is nude.  I would think that if you are interested in finding something nude you’d have a proclivity towards at least some sort of specific species, gender, or  a living breathing being.  I guess there are just some people that need to see something naked sometimes.

posted in Site News | 0 Comments

1st August 2007

Bridge Collapse

I was not in Minneapolis today so I wasn’t on the I35w bridge that collapsed today. Other’s were not so lucky. I urge all to please help, wherever you are, however you can.

Any other venerable charities, please list in the comments.

35w-bridge21.jpg

posted in Site News | 0 Comments

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